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All the "Bad" Stuff I put "bad" in quotes because it everything is relative. If you happen to agree with me, "bad" is good, but if you are the bulk of women down here, "bad" is bad.
I am overweight I well because I am tall and am actually very otherwise, but yeah, I need to lose about 50 lbs.
I dont like or want and cannot have them I would consider a woman with an older kid or two, but I am not a daddy (though see below).
I am an atheist never believed, never will.
I am kinky not required, but yeah, I am out there with some stuff, though nothing dangerous or extreme.
I dont like in the house sorry, it is gross, and I have allergies; fish are okay, actually very cool.
I work a lot and am stressed at time I do my best to leave stuff at work, but sometimes I am going to be a bad mood.
Speaking of which, I tend to be moody.
I hate talking online or texting constantly seriously, I dont see the need to say "hey, how are you?" every two or three hours.
I am honest brutally honest. If you ask me what I think, I will tell you, not because I am mean but because I respect honesty and expect it from people, though I am usually disappointed.
I am frugal not cheap, but I dont waste money, or at least, I dont waste a lot of money at one time.
I dont do photographs of myself I was long ago cursed by the camera gods to take horrible pictures; accept it, I have.
I am not outgoing I will talk to just about anyone, but I dont go out of my way to talk to anyone.
I tend to "match" i.e. if you say "hello, how are you?", I will answer and engage in a back and forth, but I am not going to "chase" you if you dont reply to my message, it will probably be the last one you get from me; unless I really like you, in which case I will make one final attempt in case the message got lost or something.
I hate talking on the phone if you are within an hours drive, I would rather just drive to you to have a face to face conversation. Did I mention that I am not going to have a conversation over text?
I am set in my ways I am willing and able to be flexible, but dont count on change happening immediately or easily.
I hate crowds and loud music.
I dont date druggies (includes 420) or smokers or alcoholics I enjoy a good cigar or pipe on occasion and love tasting new beers, wines, and liquors, but I dont like getting drunk .I am 41, not 21.
Oh yeah, I am also looking to get out of this area, so if you are wed to staying in and around SE Alabama, dont bother. I may end up staying here, but I wont be happy about it.
I am kind of an asshole not in a bad way, but I do cuss and stand up for my opinions. I respect women who are bitches and stand up for themselves.
Conversely, I am also a nice guy.
I am smarter than your average bear I use "big words" and like/talk about things that are not necessarily here in Dothan.
If you have made it this far, I am damn shocked. What is wrong with you? Just kidding (kinda).
If you respond, please put your name (can be made up, in fact I will be more impressed if you have a fake name than if you use your real name online) and your favorite food in the subject line.
PS: I am also verbose and long winded at time. ;-)